a solana meme coin, spread by sneeze

TOADCHOO

One sneeze. Every timeline.

One dandelion made TOAD sneeze. Now the meme is everywhere. Catch a seed, make something funny, send it farther. Bless the Toad. 🌼

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TOAD the plush frog standing on a golden hill under a blue sky, arms wide, beside a dandelion whose seeds are drifting away

the incident

How one sneeze planted the internet

  1. 01

    The quiet corner

    TOAD was relaxing in the quietest corner of the internet when a dandelion drifted beneath his nose.

  2. 02

    He tried to hold it

    He really did try. Eyes watering. Cheeks puffed. The dandelion did not care.

  3. 03

    Bad idea.

    The sneeze happened. The dandelion exploded into a thousand tiny meme-seeds.

  4. 04

    Every timeline

    One seed landed in a group chat. Another reached the timeline. The rest disappeared into corners of the internet nobody had mapped yet. Wherever a seed lands, a new TOAD meme grows.

There was no campaign and no master plan — only one guilty green face and a community determined to keep the sneeze moving.

interactive · every seed lands somewhere

The Seed Drop

Loose a seed into the breeze and watch where it lands. Wherever it touches down, a new TOAD meme grows. That's just science.

→ gentle breeze

the breeze is waiting.

drop a seed and see which timeline it finds.

seeds planted: 0

The stems crowd the middle, so most seeds end up somewhere ordinary. Every Timeline and The Quiet Corner sit out at the edges — you can aim for them, but the breeze rarely allows it.

tokenomics, but grown

Seedonomics

Four dandelions in the patch. Blow on one and read it. No paperwork out here.

1,000,000,000total supply

0%tax, forever

BURNSliquidity, on migration

REVOKEDmint authority

fair launch on pump.fun · no team allocation · the wind holds no presale

from sprout to seed head

How to catch a seed

  1. 1 Get Phantom

    Download the Phantom wallet on mobile or as a browser extension. A little pot for your seeds.

  2. 2 Fund it with SOL

    Buy SOL in Phantom or send some from an exchange. Sunlight and water for what comes next.

  3. 3 Swap for $TOADCHOO

    Paste the contract address into pump.fun or Jupiter and swap. Gesundheit — you hold the sneeze now.

  4. 4 Hold & bless

    Every holder is a seed head. Caption the Sneeze Drops when they start, reply "bless the toad", and send the meme farther.

live from the meadow

The Pollen Count

waiting for the sneeze — launch pending
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readings via Dexscreener · updates every minute once TOADCHOO is charted

the roadmap is a garden

What's growing

  1. happened

    Phase 1 · The Sneeze

    The dandelion. The bad idea. The sneeze that scattered a thousand meme-seeds and started all of this.

  2. happening

    Phase 2 · The Seed Storm

    Seeds everywhere at once. Site live, community forming, first captions flying. You are here — mid-air.

  3. next

    Phase 3 · Sneeze Drops

    Weekly TOAD images for the community to caption. "Bless the toad" becomes the reply everyone recognizes.

  4. the wind decides

    Phase 4 · Every Timeline

    Bigger listings? Merch? Destiny? A seed doesn't announce where it's going. It just lands.

the ritual

Bless the Toad

Someone, somewhere, is always sneezing. It's polite to answer.

0 blessings given here · a polite nod

🌼 Sneeze Drops — weekly TOAD images to caption, starting soon 🙏 "bless the toad" — the reply ritual 🌬️ catch a seed — remix it, send it farther
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